Boys are Made of Frogs Snails and Puppy Dog Tails

It's horrible how they use to torment us when we were to scared to climb the monkey bars. How they would run around the playground threatening to pull are hair. Or how they would call us the producers of "cooties."   Now these nose picking boys that consist of: frog's, snails, and puppy dog tails, still cause constant torment in our lives. But a much worse torment then just pulling are hair and smearing paint all over are clothing, they have found something that is really affective and that puts us to tears much faster. I know this is a post that most girls will relate to... because no matter how pretty or sweet you are these pests will still find a way to have you surrounded by a puddle of tears. That's just how normal boys are. Boys will be boys. Its common to feel this way towards them. Yet, girls still fall under their stupid trances, go through the same cycle and once again end up with there hearts burnt on a skewer. I hate how teenagers say how they are in love after being with a guy for a week. I know, it sounds pretty ridiculous, we don't know what love is. To be honest very few people do. That's not called love honey its called hormones. :P This is a really awkward post for me to put up but I was just thinking of this all day. Just thinking about all my friends who have had their hearts splattered across the walls and ran over by a truck. Friends who had their grades decrease because they are either so in "love" or so depressed about their relationship that they can't even concentrate in school all they hear from the teacher is "blah blah blah blah blah.." I know cuz I have been in this situation way to many times to count. But now I know, that it's time for me to put boys last on my list because they just cause way to many problems to keep track of.